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Three Types of Chick and Five Types of Guy.

When talking about dating we always seem to need to put people into categories or types.  This typing simplifies conversations. So, to help my dear readers I have created a simple list that will help categorize the women (and men) in your life.

Types of Women.

From the point of view of men the three types of women in the world are:
Cool Chick – Any reasonably attractive woman that also likes him.
Bitch [see also lesbian] – Any reasonably attractive woman that does not like him.
Slut – Any reasonably attractive woman that does not like him but does like his friend.

Types of Men.

Women (predictably) are a bit more complex.  From the point of view of women, there are five types of guy. These five types are:
Cool Guy – Any reasonably attractive man that also likes her.
Asshole [see also “Why are all the good ones gay?”] – Any reasonably attractive man that does not like her.
Bastard (see also, Player, “bad news”) – Any reasonably attractive man that does not like her but does like her friend.
Stud – A very attractive man that all her friends like but only has eyes for her.
Creep – Any unattractive man that has the temerity to express interest in her.

It should be pointed out that like leprechauns, unicorns, and magic fairy godmothers, the Stud only exists in storybooks.  The “Super hot stripper/model babe that adores him” was removed from the Types of Women list for similar reasons (unless her name is .jpg, she does not actually exist).

Update

After deeper research into chick taxonomy, I discovered that there are actually five types of chick. The work I perform on your behalf never ends.

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